Saturday, April 07, 2007
got this from sheryl's blog :D
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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LOL.
er, okay. I FINALLY WENT BACK TO SCHOOL.
yay.no yay.
staying at home is
funer!
yup, so went back to school on tues.
stepped into the class and everyone went like, ooh. laura u'r FINALLY back.
OH YES I AM
FINALLY BACK. (:
and manymany people said i looked pale. -.-
AHHH.
too long never go under the sun le.then received GETWELLSOON letters from chantalle, jessie and shixun.
YAY. THANKYOU PPL <3
first was IT.
I'm SO PROUD OF MY MR POTATO.
HE IS SOSO CUTE! haha.
then was science.
tingwei, jess, belle, celeste and i were doing the extra experiment thingy.
AND THEY HAD TO DO IT COS THEY ALL WERE ABSENT TOO. haha.
kept making tingwei light the bunsen burner.
ahh. nonono, dun wu hui. we arent bullying her.
its because mr tan say she must have practice lighting it o.0
and after that must do another experiment. the salt thingy. LOL.
first time we did it, the data logger went mad halfway.
then second time, the beaker had a crack
and exploded.
so in the end we didnt bother doing it any more. :D
HAH.
and i slacked throughout.
then after sch jamjam, pinky, haihua and i were hanging around the canteen.
stood there and talked for like duno how long.
WE JUST REFUSED TO GO FOR 3RD LANG.
the jamjam dun wan wait for us so she went off first.
how evil.
whee(: continued crapping.
then suddenly realised it was 2.25.
haha. then we were walking to moelc halfway and we heard the bell.
AHHH. then chionged up.
and found that KOH SENSEI IS EVEN LATER THAN US! (:
so we didnt have to say OSOKUNATE SUMIMASEN. :D
wed.
DAY 3 WEDNESDAYS ARE LOVE.only acc and hcl.
yang lao shi was as usual, veryvery kind.
gave us break in between after acc lesson.
suppose to be 8 mins break but ended up like, 15 mins?
YEAH.
and we were all like, LETS GO WATCH
PORN POND.
the pond's really interesting.
especially the frogs. :D
maths.
SOMEONE HELP ME.
i cant understand algebra.
and the negative positive thingy-.-
oh yes, i am so freaking
dumb.
art on thurs.
was suppose to draw the weirdo 3d figure thing.
but end up doing the ribbon thingy.
which everyone has done already.
and which i was doing because unfortunately i was abcsent last week during art -.-
MR TEO'S DRAWING IS LIKE SUPER NICE CAN.
we were like, MR TEO CAN WE TAKE A PICTURE OF UR DRAWING?
then he went, TRY TAKING OUT UR HANDFONE AND SEE WAD HAPPENS.
ahhh.
so evilyes, but anyway, he turned around and started drawing again.
then i went to snap a pic of the drawing on the board (:
after sch went to look for mrs chin at staff rm 2.
had to take the stupid map reading test that i missed.
then chionged down to the canteen for lunch.
i have a fan club u know.
and it consists of
three members. JAMJAM PINKY AND SHANISCA.
lol. they were JIAYOU-ing me to eat faster -.-
finished eating and off to jap we went!
GHIM MOH PRIMARY WAS HAVING THEIR SPORTS DAY.
and it was held in school WTH.
lol. I WANNA RUN TOO.
oh, and WE WERE LATE FOR JAP AGAIN.
reached class after the bell rang.
BUT AGAIN, KOH SENSEI WAS LATER THAN US. :D
and breaks are getting funner.
elaine brought the vball so we were playing with it (:
somehow i'm very prone to getting hit in the eye.
last time was jiao lian sha qiu into my eye.
and now, IT WAS WOON PING KICKING THE BALL INTO MY EYE -.-
ahh. my poor eye. D:
yesterday was good friday.
and next week shall be black friday.
friday the 13thyay.
AND SHERYL U MUST PON GUZHENG NEXT FRI.
GO TO JURONG POINT WITH US(:
we are more important than guzheng practice!
DESPAIR. 1:01 PM